9th July 2017
We said, If We Go On The Floor Can Our Puppets Appear
On The Stage In Our Place, Just For Atmosphere?
The promotor said “yeah I expect that’s Ok
If they promise not to fuck with Jah Wobble’s gear “
1st May 2017
Oysters have lots of sex in their lifetime
6th January 2017
hairpin bending, mountain passing
I was the only one in the van not laughing
especially after the tarmac stopped and we
hit a dirt track which dropped
precipitously into nothing
and the lads were chatting, photographing
and I was the only one in the van not laughing
7th September 2016
I still see him occasionally
5th July 2016
I was recently called upon to perform my civic duty on behalf of Avon and Somerset Constabulary Mounted Section
16th June 2016
Apparently when Nelson Mandela was first released from jail he had a moment of panic when he realised the pilot of a plane he was getting into was black. There has been research to show that black people in a racist environment and women in a sexist environmen, underchieve in standard intelligence tests. It seems that if you are treated as something less than human, you can obligingly unconsciously soak it up and act it out
9th June 2016
The mouse does not love me. He’s only coming in my house because its warm. And he can gain acess to my bread bin.
26th April 2016
Policemen suddenly looking stupidly young? Or doing a Flux Capacitors gig, and realizing you have been playing in guitar bands for 30 years ?
19th March 2016
As veins are opened and knickers fall
Fast forward to the Big Daddy of them all
How much more fun can it yet get to be
Let’s spread our cheeks for the colonoscopy
8th January 2016
he said, We’re Going On First at 8 pm. On a Tuesday.